I'm pretty sure I was drunk with power from the size of my sleeves at the zombie prom.  Seriously, I had the most puffiest laciest sleeves, and holy crap it went to my head! That perfectly hideous dress has been in the house for 18 years!   I'm pretty sure my mom kept it 'because someday you might want to wear it again'.   My mom worked, and my dad was a stay at home dad, so my sister and I picked out all of our clothes from the age of 4.  And were allowed to wear them in public.   Since our dad raised us-basically the same way he raised his brothers, we tended to overcompensate  for our confusing aggressive nature with girly-girly eighties clothes.  So in our matching  lacy midriff shirts and layered ruffled mini-skirts we terrorized the trailer court.  Maybe those fearless days as a kid came back in the form of giant puffy sleeves.  Drunk with power I tell you.  I may secretly clean the house in the dress. 

after much prodding to just go at them with a seam ripper
I decided on
tweezers
razor blade

Oops!


Got some stitches on my leg! 
funny story.
funny uh-oh




 

Yay!

I'm a real bunny!

Yay!





Have finished most of x-mas prep
Have 1 week off
Have 1 gift card to fancy-shmancy salon
Have 3 gift cards left unspent from last year
Have 3 pairs of gloves with holes
Have 1 drownded cell phone
Have lost most phone #'s (because of drownded cell phone.)
Have 4 lists of to do's
Have 1 list of lists
Have beer

Turn ons: New snow on bare trees
Turn offs: Cats climbing Christmas trees!

 Dance Band!

Dance Band CD-release show

Varsity Theater

Saturday, December 15th
Dance Band
Mel Gibson & The Pants
The Battle Royale
18+, $6/8
doors 8, music 9:30

 

I will so be there and so should you!  Plus you should tell your friends to be there!

I'm back from the land of overworked prop masters!   The show is up and running.  I have washed the glitter from  my hands, and have realized I have missed out on friends and fun parties.  Sorry, sorry, so sorry,  would rather have made Halloween costume than golden chariot.

I ate cheese, candy, chips and Gatorade all week.
I have 7 hot glue blisters.
Making a fake fire took longer than rubbing 2 sticks together.
I did not loose a single reminder note. (this is giant miracle, they usually trail behind me like pigpens dust cloud.)
This show is indeed Chantastic. 





In: Glitter
Out: Glitter

Spent more time deciding pros and cons of this glitter vs. that glitter, shiny object, ribbon , rhinestone etc.
very sad that I have no red glitter.
Pink will have to do

also, have v cool mylar sticker sheets, which can completely cover and render and object TECHNICOLOR! 

Gold glitter is the KING of glitters!
Chunky glitter has its place in the world.
Glitter glue is just annoying, and never contains enough glitter, and takes stupid time to dry.
Have found v fancy gold spray paint, which is the closest to a mirror finish! 

glitter and cats do not mix.  do not try at home.

 This Week:
15 hours gluing  rhinestones and glitter. 
1 hour looking for shiny things.
5 hours shopping for shiny things.

Sometimes its really scary to feel like i went to far, to much glitter, to fast!  But no, no my friends, there is never enough glitter!
I need to go wash the glitter out of my hands.

Day three: life as a non-smoker.
    How do you people get on being so crabby all the time?
    Sometimes It would be nice when I say "Off with their heads" if heads really would roll.
    It would be handy at work. 

cupcakes for breakfast
are beautiful!

Dance Band Rocks!!!

Oh summer, how you go by so very fast. 
Everyday is discovering a new driving route.
Wondering when it will rain or
when the rain will stop.

So haven't eaten (eaten? whatev) meat in like, (yes like) 2 weeks.
(Surprisingly not the biggest deal in my world. Have yet to die.)
Do not think this will be permanent. But fun and interesting experiment.

Other experiments:
          #1 How fast does that banana go bad in the car? (V. fast- like a day)
          #2 How soon does that soda explode in the car?
                       In the heat? (v. fast this soda wants to go to the moon, like rocket. can be surprising in traffic. BEWARE.)
                       In fucking Minnesota winter? (V fast- you will soon find where you put this soda (on the roof of car) In slurpee form.)
          #2.5 Does Coke come off uphostery in -25 degree weather.  NO!!!
          #3 How long can I go without doing laundry?
                       Still testing  (this experiment may be cancelled due to new discovery of hot-man scented detergent.)
                        seriously. Febreeze Tide. 

Anyhow....back to the veggie story...
Went to grocery store.
Bought veggie Chicken Pattys.
#1 Things that come in Patty form are funny. like...
       People.
       meat. 
       Peppermints (ok. these are ok.)
       Wagons.
       other things that you come up with. Please share.

#2 Imagine meat broccoli, with broccoli like texture. 
          or lettuce that tastes just like beef. 
          endless possibilities of funniness for long commute.

#3 Tasted like chicken. So does
       Chicken
       Rabbit
       Meat product
       KFC
       Other things I have eaten and convinced myself tastes like chicken:
                Vegetables
                broccoli
                blue food
                rabbit      
                things that I do not want to remember.


Also,  My friend Monessa is fucking awesome and 6' tall
That is really tall.
But also really awesome.

Turn-ons: Parenthesis.
Turn-offs:  Exploding food.

Febreeze Tide.
Total turn-on.
Blue popsicles,
Turn off.

Hello everyone, its me. 

I did my laundry last night with new detergent. 
It smells like boy. 
I have run around all day smelling like a boy. 
but in a good way.